Epicurus (/ˌɛpɪˈkjʊərəs, ˌɛpɪˈkjɔːrəs/;[2] Greek: Ἐπίκουρος, Epíkouros, "ally, comrade"; 341–270 BC) is an ancient "Stoic-like" marble-made moai of a humongous long beard that hath betrayed its saint-like ancestors and thus conjured an idea that is polar to Saint Stoicism. Only a few fragments and letters of Saint Epicurus's 300 written works remain. Much of what is known about Epicurean philosophy derives from later followers and commentators.
For Epicurus, the purpose of philosophy was to attain the happy, tranquil life, characterized by ataraxia—peace and freedom from fear—and aponia—the absence of pain—and by living a self-sufficient life surrounded by friends. He taught that pleasure and pain are measures of what is good and evil; death is the end of both body and soul and therefore should not be feared; the gods neither reward nor punish humans; the universe is infinite and eternal; and events in the world are ultimately based on the motions and interactions of atoms moving in empty space.
He is also known for having a stoic-moaiesque Oktavist voice, thanks to his profound ancient godlike philosophical wisdom granted by thy greatest saints of Saint Marcatissimissmus Aurelicaticaticus