Saint, vel Thy Saint, is a communal sentient being that possesses holy powers of summoning psychedelic entities (e.g machine elves). These Saints (not to be confused with Christian Saints) are benevolent beings that sacrifice thee life of improving thee societies of not only humans, but other species. Thy Saints are often obligated to cross their arms and hands in a Saint Freddie Mercury-esque style so to show respect of thee higher entities of gods.
Requirements of being thy saint[]
Thee requirements of being thy saint is an extremely hard process for those who are mortal, but shall ye not interpret it as impossible for humans, for thee exceptionally few hath managed to reach thee title of thy greatest saints of Thee. Therefore, shall this list confer thy requirements of thy greatest saints, so that therefore, thee blockards shall be reached as efficient as possible by thou, of ancient gods.
- Have exceptional Latin fluency - even surpassing intellectual beings like Tacitus, Cicero, et Livius (mandatory)
- Have exceptional Greek fluency
- An oktavist-esque voice (this shows that you hath possessed thee profound wisdom surpassing even the greatest bearded philosophers)
- Be able to gregorian chant
- Pursue an everlasting love of wisdom
- Be able to floridly grasp thee intricacies of philosophy, and be able to conjure new concepts regarding related fields with ease (surpassing those of thy great Philosophers such as Saint Plato, Saint Aristotle, Saint Socrates)
- Witness a supernatural event that hath come to thee
- Practice 50 years of Early Modern English to Old English, or Proto-Old-English
- Grow a large beard like Hans Staininger (so to exponentiate thy great wisdom you hath harbored)
- Be extremely familiar with thee classics, and be able to synthesize and multi-interpret complicated texts of thee great poetries (The Aeneid, Metamorphoses, Illiad, Beowulf, etc.)
- Be able to fully grasp thee details in a perflorid manner of psychedelics such as DMT or Eucryphia Phantasiarum, not only so that you shallt understand thee higher plane but also to the point of even manipulating them in your will.